May 13, 2013


I have a new business

What’s your business?

I make torture machines for dwarves.

How’s business?

Stocks are low.

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May 12, 2013


I have a new business

What’s your business?

I’m a trainee hangman

How’s business?

Right now they’re just showing me the ropes


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May 7, 2013


Beekeeper

I’ve got a new business.

What’s your business?

Beekeeper

How’s business?

Honey, there’s a great buzz. I just hope I don’t get stung.

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May 5, 2013


I have a new business.

What’s your new business?

Decorating water holes.

And how is that going?

Pretty well.

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I have a new business.

What’s your new business?

Making coat racks.

And how is business going?

I’m getting the hang of it.

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April 9, 2013


So, I have a new business.

Yeah? What’re you doing?

I’m selling tickets.

And how is that going?

It’s tearable!


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April 6, 2013


I’ve got a new business.

Oh, really? What’s you’re new business?

Building tables and chairs..

How’s that going?

It’s costing me an arm and a leg.

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April 5, 2013


Gravedigger

I’ve got a new business.

Oh, really? What’s you’re new business?

I’m a gravedigger.

How’s that going?

It’s six feet under.

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February 7, 2013


Hey! I’ve got a new business!

What’s your new business?

I’m a porn star!

Oh wow! How’s that going?

It’s up and down….

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February 6, 2013


Spandex

So, I’ve got a new business.

What’s your new business?

I sell spandex.

How’s that going?

Things are a bit tight.

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