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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>So, I've got a new business....</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ihaveanewbusiness)</generator><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I have a new business
What’s your business?
I make torture machines for dwarves.
How’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a new business&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What’s your business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I make torture machines for dwarves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How’s business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stocks are low.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/50371747474</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/50371747474</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 18:20:27 -0400</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>I have a new business
What&amp;#8217;s your business?
I&amp;#8217;m a trainee hangman
How&amp;#8217;s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a new business&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s your business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m a trainee hangman&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How&amp;#8217;s business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Right now they&amp;#8217;re just showing me the ropes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/50291753686</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/50291753686</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 17:56:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Beekeeper</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s your business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Beekeeper&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How&amp;#8217;s business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Honey, there&amp;#8217;s a great buzz. I just hope I don&amp;#8217;t get stung.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/49855698306</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/49855698306</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 10:28:44 -0400</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>I have a new business.
What&amp;#8217;s your new business?
Decorating water holes.
And how is that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s your new business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Decorating water holes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And how is that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pretty well.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/49747697831</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/49747697831</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 23:25:58 -0400</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>I have a new business.
What&amp;#8217;s your new business?
Making coat racks.
And how is business...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s your new business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Making coat racks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And how is business going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m getting the hang of it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/49666413145</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/49666413145</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 04:39:16 -0400</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What&amp;#8217;re you doing?
I&amp;#8217;m selling tickets.
And how is that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I have a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah? What&amp;#8217;re you doing?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m selling tickets.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And how is that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s tearable!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/47558120611</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/47558120611</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>comedy</category></item><item><title>I’ve got a new business.
Oh, really? What’s you’re new business?
Building tables and chairs..
How’s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve got a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh, really? What’s you’re new business?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Building tables and chairs..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;How’s that going?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s costing me an arm and a leg.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/47322454744</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/47322454744</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 20:56:44 -0400</pubDate><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Gravedigger</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh, really? What&amp;#8217;s you&amp;#8217;re new business?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m a gravedigger.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;How&amp;#8217;s that going?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s six feet under.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/47205930841</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/47205930841</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:25:01 -0400</pubDate><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Hey! I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business!
What&amp;#8217;s your new business?
I&amp;#8217;m a porn star!
Oh wow!...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey! I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s your new business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m a porn star!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh wow! How&amp;#8217;s that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s up and down&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/42533884664</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/42533884664</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:00:44 -0500</pubDate><category>new business</category><category>submission</category><category>nsfw</category></item><item><title>Spandex</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s your new business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I sell spandex.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How&amp;#8217;s that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Things are a bit tight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/42476377514</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/42476377514</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:52:55 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>So I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.
Oh yeah? What&amp;#8217;s your new business?
Renting boats on a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oh yeah? What&amp;#8217;s your new business?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Renting boats on a lake.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;How&amp;#8217;s that going?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s smooth sailing.&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/40713482935</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/40713482935</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:00:55 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business. 
Oh, have you? 
Yea. I own a fish farm. 
Oh! How&amp;#8217;s that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, have you? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yea. I own a fish farm. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh! How&amp;#8217;s that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Swimingly! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/40679129487</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/40679129487</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 08:38:01 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Did I tell you, I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.
No! What&amp;#8217;s your new business?
Well, I am in the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Did I tell you, I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No! What&amp;#8217;s your new business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, I am in the marketing department of a margerine company.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow, and how is that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It could be butter&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/40537257899</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/40537257899</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:13:47 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Say, I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business!
Well, what is it?
I make souffles.
And how&amp;#8217;s it...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Say, I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, what is it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I make souffles.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And how&amp;#8217;s it doing?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They&amp;#8217;re on the rise! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/39339216973</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/39339216973</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 18:00:58 -0500</pubDate><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>So, I've got a new business!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really? What&amp;#8217;s your business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I repair concert pianos.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, how&amp;#8217;s that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Grand!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/39251341714</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/39251341714</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 18:00:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a new business.
What do you do?
I raise and take care of dragons.
How&amp;#8217;s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have a new business.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What do you do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I raise and take care of dragons.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How&amp;#8217;s business?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s roaring. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35811214425</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35811214425</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:31:23 -0500</pubDate><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;ve a new business
What&amp;#8217;s that?
I&amp;#8217;m a cross dresser.
How&amp;#8217;s that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve a new business&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&amp;#8217;s that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m a cross dresser.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How&amp;#8217;s that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s a drag.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35805992306</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35805992306</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:18:17 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>JMSB Study group! :D</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What is it now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I sell drugs&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And how is that going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Its dope!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35750359954</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35750359954</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 22:02:37 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>No Title</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey so I&amp;#8217;ve got a new business..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What is it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I manufacture clocks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, how&amp;#8217;s it going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Its time consuming.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35156173590</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35156173590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:00:27 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>vacuum cleaner</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, i&amp;#8217;ve got a new buisness.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Really! What is it?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I sell vacuum cleaners!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oh! How&amp;#8217;s it going?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It sucks&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35083768317</link><guid>http://ihaveanewbusiness.tumblr.com/post/35083768317</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 18:00:22 -0500</pubDate><category>comedy</category><category>puns</category><category>new business</category><category>submission</category></item></channel></rss>
